dynastylnoire:

striikee:

emiliusthegreat:

redkrypto:

i’m screaming

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

Yall are missing the best fucking part

Real friends help their friends upgrade their sex lives

luvyourmane:

Over It 😩😩 #goodmorning #whereisspring

theshitneyspears:

Whenever I see someone talking about Bhad Bhabie (Cash Me Outside Girl) making a ton of money:

thatpettyblackgirl:

🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿👊🏿

petiotte:

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

bulph:

themightyglamazon:

tabbran:

darthkres:

thetrippytrip:

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

@tabbran

please add lemon man story to this

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

rosesinblue:

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

Married my best friend on Tuesday!

ssueno:

someone: hey are you okay
me with no hesitation: *starts crying*

cocoa-nut:

… it’s 2018 and I’m still on tumblr

skrewsociety:

trapthagod:

passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

girlfig:

interests: holding hands,

danmangan:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower